An hour in the life of Aaakash Gupta (All of 3.5 years)
© 2010 Manoj Chennamangalam Disclaimer : Any resemblance to anyone is purely coincidental -- Sunday morning on a cold winter day ACT 1 The wake up drill Aaakash (first 2 'A's for conquering the world numerologically and third as triple insurance to be first in the attendance roster) is sleeping blissfully on his double bed with his nappies on (the quilt is imported and cannot be risked for the one in a million statistical risk of him peeing in his sleep) Maid servant/ child governess enters (All of 7 years - you frown thinking child labor and I say aha!! read on for gorier crimes!) MS/CG: Aaakash wake up! Aakash, Akash (accompanied by pushes and shoves) - the most glorious one please wake up! Today is Sunday; you have to go for Swimming, Skating, Walking, Painting, Drawing, Piano, Football (in no particular order) lessons!! Hey @$%@^%# wake up you filthy rascal - I have to get you ready in 2 minutes!! That works. Aaakash (the most glorious one) replies: Brrr,...